New Hope, PA – “Bye Sister Sledge” – February 2, 2001

There’s a 4:00am wake-up call on Martha’s Vineyard from my brother Ben, who journeys over to my cabin in the woods with a cup of chai and a tired, no-lipped grin. He waits patiently for me to shower and pack, then takes me in the white Volvo through the blue, snowy, Vineyard roads that lead down to the ferry.  These twisty roads are more familiar to me than the childhood I spent traveling them.

The boats in the harbor tremble to and fro in the bitter, shivering water. Ben throws my blue guitar case on the upper level of the luggage rack. This is the brand of winter I identify with.  It’s not a soft quiet snow, or a decorated Christmas tree. It’s a bite in the air that makes me squint and clench my shoulders toward my neck. It’s the blue that covers everything and gets under my fingernails. It’s chapped hands and lips and frayed thoughts. It’s hissing evergreens buckled into their roots in a windstorm. It’s the ghoulish vapor that quiet coffee makes, the smell of flapjacks that dad bakes. It’s the goodbyes hollered from loved ones at the mouths of trains and boats over the wail and grumble and churn and bolt.


“Gu bye brother luv,” I say reaching up to give Ben a hug.
“Bye Sista Slege,” He hollers across the parking lot as I board the ferry.

Thus begins a day that threatens never to end.

When the ferry pulls into Woods Hole I take a car to the Amtrak station in Providence, a 9:58 Train to Trenton NJ, and at 3:00 PM, a car picks me up and drives me to “The Lambertville Inn.” The Lambertville Inn is in New Hope, PA, and couldn’t be a nicer, homier place to stay but for one thing — There’s only one room and in that one room, there’s only one bed and, when I arrive, I find one Christopher Daniel Soucy looking very uncomfortable sitting on the edge of that one bed. It’s not as if we haven’t had to sleep in the same bed before.  Over the first year of touring I recall sleeping head to foot at least one time with each band mates.  But it’s not my favorite thing in the world (no offense Soustopher, you know I love ya.)  

“Darnit,” says the promoter when I get him on the phone after the 3rd try, “we thought you guys were a couple,” “Duo, not couple,” I correct.  “Shoot, the hotel is all booked up at the moment,” he apologizes and Soucy and I go out for dinner resigned to our sleeping arrangements.   Luckily, the Inn had a last minute cancelation and Chris, wound up in his own room.

The Show was cool. It was in a high school. We opened up for John Sebastian of “The Lovin Spoonful” (Who, coincidentally, my father once opened for in the early 70’s). Our dressing room–a converted classroom, was guarded by some of the kids. They who carried our gear and stood outside our “backstage” door, protecting us, from what I’m not sure. But we never got shot or killed in any way so I guess they did a hell of a good job. One of them was in a band called “Urban Funk Monkeys” and he slipped me a disk to listen to. Not bad Sam.

Sally (Middle) Michael Park (left)
and Todd Rotondi (right)
Photo credit: Gene O’Brien

After signing some CDs and taking some pictures, we went on the town with some friends who’d come up from NYC to see the show.

White tinker bell lights hung from rafters. Snow blew from white shutters and the wind whipped and stung as we walked around the quaint town of New Hope.

We ended up at a local club called John & Peters.  The place was stuffed to the gills with handsome women and men wearing Peruvian wool sweaters, slung over chairs like dirty laundry. We didn’t make it home ‘til 5:00 am (I told you it was a long day).  The wake-up call came with a ring so loud it tripped me out of my dreams.  “Could you possibly call me back in 5 minutes?” I said desperately to the automated wake-up voice before realizing it was a recording.

Ouch!

On our ride to the Philadelphia airport, Soucy and I reflected on how quick, easy and lucrative to our mini-tour had been.  But something had been missing from it—something important.  When we climb into Moby as a band in Colorado and make our way to the crusts of the nation, there is a commearadery forged between us.  When forced to sleep in one bed, laugh at the same billboards, help each other through a hard time, subsist on gas station food, load in each other’s instruments, pick out each other’s stage cloths—that’s when the real music happens as far as I’m concerned.  We are bonded as a band under the pressures of the road.  While the limos, separate rooms and plane rides were luxurious, I missed the struggle and connection that comes with less.   It’s interesting, I thought as I took a seat next to Soucy on the plane, that what makes the road hard is what makes it good.

“Homeward bound,” I said, perching a blue pillow between my head and the plane’s oval window. To which Soucy responded with Simon & Garfunkel’s,

“Home, where my thoughts are na na.

Home, where my de do de da.

Home, Where my la las waiting silently for me.”

I laughed but then the tune got stuck in my head and any time either one of us mentioned the word “home” we’d break into song.  Unfortunately, neither of us could remember the lyrics and were forced to do “na na’s” and “do de’s” in place of lost words.  By the time we reached Denver, the utterance of the word “home” was banned and if one of us slipped up and said it, it was followed by the universal, fist shaking sign for “I’m going to strangle you if you we don’t stop singing that song.”

None the less….It’s good to be home…“Na na na na la la de do da hm hm…”

Atlantic City, NJ – “Like a Rockstar” – Sands Casino – January 29, 2001

It’s expensive to pretend to be a celebrity.

Stretch limos circle the glitzy hotels of Atlantic City like hungry sharks. Soucy and I have taken five of them just this weekend. The one that picked us up yesterday drove us only four blocks but, of course, expected a tip at arrival. Our new upgrade in gigs has come with a new expectation that we’ll tip… EVERYONE. Never once did I think to tip a desk clerk at our Motel 8 or Fairfield Inn. But with these fancier venues and accomodations, it’s three dollars to the doorman for smiling at us, five to the driver who opened our door, and a few bucks to each of the three bag-handlers who insisted I was incapable of rolling my own suitcase down the hallway (They should see me load in a drum kit).

When I asked where to check in, the chauffeur gestured toward the VIP line, pronouncing that “anyone arriving by limo is automatically a VIP.”
But the VIP check-in line had more people on it than the “I’m just a regular shmo” check-in so I opted for the line with the sweat pants and messy buns fitting in much more comfortably than with the diamond rings and cufflinks in the VIP queue.

Soundcheck at the Copa Lounge began around 5 p.m. The stage was adorned with backlit palm trees bathed in shimmering green lights. Clad in jeans, flannel, and a puffy vest, I felt absurdly out of place against the glowing opulence and theatrical ambiance. But the crew couldn’t have been kinder, the green room had complementary toothbrushes for us and the show was a total success.

We didn’t gamble though we were invited to join the staff after the show. We didn’t want to tempt the gods after our outstanding $27 dollar winnings at The Mohegan Sun the night before (hehe). Despite our protestations, Bob, the promoter, insisted we take another limo back to the city (NYC) in the morning so I could catch my flight back to Martha’s Vineyard to see my mama for a couple days between shows. We woke up early to catch some of the complimentary buffet offered in the hotel before heading home.

At the buffet counter stood a sandwich board that read “THE EPIC BUFFETT,” due mainly to the décor, I assume—think Gone with the Wind meets Jerry Springer. woman with a French twist and a black apron sat us and left us with an off-white thermos of staggeringly bad coffee which even three packets of Swiss-Miss cocoa couldn’t save. Exhausted, I looked around the restaurant while Soucy forced a stack of dry flapjacks down his gullet. A group of men sat laughing and pointing at the waitress’s backside. A couple of middle-aged ladies with fire-red hair and painted-on jeans, chewed gum while they ate their crayon-yellow scrambled eggs, parking the wads in their cheeks between bites (lotta practice goes into that folks).

Then Soucy spat out his toast: “Don’t look,” he said “but there’s a couple behind you and I’ve never seen anything more disgusting in my life.” I knew there was a couple behind me. They’d been talking with such hard-edged New York accents I could barely tell what language they were speaking, but man, were they loud and obnoxious and hard to phase out. How could I manage not looking after Soucy said he was seeing The Most Disgusting Thing he’d ever seen?!?! I mean I’ve lived in a van with this man for two years and we’ve seen some nasty stuff. It was practically an invitation to turn around, but I was hardly prepared for what I saw.

A woman in her early 30s was tearing off little pieces of her sausage, putting them in her mouth, then spitting them across the table, into her gold chain-wearing, hairy chest-bearing boyfriend’s mouth. That was our cue to exit THE EPIC BUFFETT.

Sal & Len Soucy on a warmer day at The Raptor Trust

Our seventh and final Stretch limo of the weekend was white. “Not so into the white limo. Kinda hoping for the black,” Soucy muttered, climbing into the spacious interior. “Getting kinda spoiled there eh Souc?” I laughed. “Why does it matter? You’re inside,” I teased. “Yeah,” he replied, “but other people can see.” I held my belly and laughed and sighed and eventually slept. Chris couldn’t stand that I was sitting on the comfy (front-facing) couch, and slid in beside me so as not to ‘miss out on all the luxury’ and so we ended up smooshed together on the back seat in the HUGE, complementary s t r e c h ride back to New York City.

I dropped Soucy at his parent’s house in Millington New Jersey on the way. His folks run The Raptor Trust dedicated to the rehabilitation of wild birds and when we pulled up, the staff gave Soucy endless grief for arriving in a limo, calling it “Moby’s rich white cousin” and laughing when it was too big to fit through the drive way.

Back on the highway, the chauffeur wanted to know if it was true that Carly Simon was my mom and when I said it was, he smiled into the rearview mirror, taking me all in before saying, “You’re the first celebrity I’ve ever had in my car,” then paused before adding “besides Kenny Rodgers.” And I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I’m not a celebrity—just an average joe like him so I let him kept his dream alive as we cruised over the long bridge to Manhattan and when we arrived at the airport, I tipped him like a rockstar.

Mohegan Sun Casino, CT – “Money in the Key of C major” -The Wolf Den – January 26, 2001

Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching.

The hopeful chime of slot machines in C major reverberates endlessly through the casino, a surreal symphony we cannot escape. It’s a sound so constant, so consuming, it feels less like background noise and more like the digestive tract of the building itself.

When we step into the backstage dressing room, it feels like an entirely different world. Frankly? It’s nicer than our hotel room. Soucy jokes, with a glint of sincerity, about spending the night on the saffron-crushed velvet couches. The room is decadence personified—fruit plates, cheese platters, gardenia-scented candles, bottles of red wine, freshly juiced drinks, and water are neatly arranged. Outside the door, a gray plaque bears my name, an official touch that makes me pause. This is the backstage treatment I’ve always dreamed about, yet never allowed myself to think I deserved.

Carmen appears with her radiant smile and bouncy black curls, ushering us to sound check. She’s the heart of this whole operation, we quickly realize. Behind the stage, a movie screen looms, ready to project towering images of me singing later tonight. For now, it loops an ethereal montage of wolves bounding through snow, howling under moonlight. It’s fitting—the venue is The Wolf Den Theater at the Mohegan Sun—and through the entranceways, animated wolves bark, wag their tails, and silently bray alongside the relentless slot machine tune.

The legendary casino din, locked in its perpetual C major, is so overwhelming that it drowns everything else out. Even ourselves. The sound engineer, immune after years, mentions how it unnerved Herbie Hancock during his visit. Apparently, Hancock abandoned his second set entirely, crawling inside the grand piano to pluck C major progressions straight from the strings—a unique jam session with the casino’s mechanical orchestra.

Back in the dressing room, I’m unwrapping dips and testing miniature pastries (cheesecake gets a solid “yum”) when Carmen pops back in. “Your skirt is a little ripped—do you mind if I mend it?” she asks.

“Are you kidding? That would be amazing!” I reply, stepping out of it and handing it to her. “This skirt is special. My mom gave it to me in high school—it was hers when she was my age. No matter how many times I patch it, it falls apart again.” I laugh as she pulls out a tiny sewing kit like a magic wand. The skirt is my Velveteen Rabbit, its wear and tear proof of the love it’s carried over decades. My own attempts at darning, often with waxless dental floss (a habit I’ve inherited from my dad) have been rudimentary at best. The fabric is so fragile that even a small gust of wind threatens its integrity, but I can’t bear to retire it. Carmen, who has already pressed and hung Soucy’s and my wardrobe, works like a magician. It’s impossible not to adore her. By now, I think we’re officially her biggest fans.

The truth? Soucy and I are nervous. It’s been months since we last performed, especially a duo acoustic set. After sound check, we rehearse downstairs in the green room. I repeatedly dress, undress, and redress myself—for something as small as a solo show, it oddly feels like a big deal. The nervous energy bubbles over, and we decide to gamble away the $17 we’d won the night before. A lighthearted moment before the real show begins.

When it’s finally time, The Wolf Den crowd greets us warmly. They’re unfazed by the constant casino chaos spilling through the wolf-guarded archways. The space, public and open, thrums with an unpredictable energy, like the heaving, stormy churning of a deep sea. Yet somehow, the performance is fun—alive, even. The audience is forgiving, even enthusiastic, and for a while, we’re all swept up in something larger than the growling slot machines and the barking digital wolves.

It’s nights like these that remind me why I love this. The music, the people, the unexpected moments stitched together like the patches on my mom’s old skirt. Flawed, fragile, and endlessly meaningful..

Soucy and Sally, Headin’ East – “Winnings & Losings” – Casinos – January 25, 2001

Today marks the start of what I’m calling “The U-Turn Tour.” It’s not a traditional tour per se. It’ll just be Soucy and me and we won’t be driving, but flying between shows. It’s an upgrade for us — an indication we’ve been doing something “right.” Something that’s inspired both a bump in our paycheck as well as our mode of transportation (no disrespect Moby). These improved conditions are a testament both to our hard work the last four years and to our new booking agent, Jonathan Shank’s persistence and advocacy. Perhaps next time we’ll get to bring the whole band.

The slot machine blurs into a kaleidoscope of lemons, cherries, and searing red 7s, spinning in hypnotic abandon. All I know is that the moment those elusive three “bars” align horizontally, the quarters I’ve poured into the machine magic their way back to me. By 11:30 p.m., though, $7.25 has disappeared into the void without reimbursement. I’m teetering on the edge of giving up when Soucy, eyes gleaming with reckless confidence, suggests a higher-stakes game: “Dollar video poker!!”

It’s been a day—correction, a long day. Our flight from Boulder to Connecticut held nothing back in testing my patience. While still in Colorado, I lost my wallet containing $100 bucks, along with my credit cards, a receipt collection that could probably wallpaper a small living room, and most painfully, a picture of my brother and me recording together over Thanksgiving in Martha’s Vineyard. Losing it all—correction, losing it all again, felt like a punch in the gut. Soucy, somewhat begrudgingly, lent me some cash. But boarding the plane with an oversized carry on guitar, without an ID, took every bit of charm Soucy and I could muster.

Leaving the rest of our band behind in Colorado? Daunting. Imagining performing in casinos without the heartbeat of a full-rhythm section? Terrifying. How were Soucy and I meant to compete against the bells of winnings and the groans of losings without Kyle’s thud and Kenny’s blub?

On the plane, Soucy was seated in the middle of the aisle. This made him cranky until an exquisite girl took the window seat and mesmerized him by scribbling notes to herself in tiny pink letters all flight. We were served chicken cordon bleu and one highly processed chewy chocolate for “dessert.”

The casino, when we finally arrived, was gleaming like the inside of a pulsating gem. While no one moved apart from an arm here and there to pull slot handles, the circling energy of the room created the appearance of a strange, exotic dance. Endless panels of carnival mirrors twisted a warped reality and reflecting caricatures of ourselves. Over it all, like a blanket, hung an eerie din, a drone vibrating through the bones of the place. “Flatted fifth inside a dominant seventh chord,” Soucy murmured knowingly. “They’re crafting tension—on purpose—so you’ll crave a release that never comes.”

Dollar Poker proved to be a much more skillful game but more lucrative too. Not only did I make back my $7.25 but between Chris and I, we netted approximately $28 bucks (exciting for two novice gamblers). Our first act of celebration? Two Heinekens. The beers quickly devoured most of our spoils leaving us only $17 bucks after tip, but we didn’t care. Bottles in hand, we went to scope out the Wolf Den, our venue for tomorrow’s set. That’s when the security guy appeared, eyebrows etched into furious angles. “You gotta have that beer in a glass!” he barked, one hand gesturing sternly while the other lingered over his handcuffs. Ours felt like a crime as arbitrary as jaywalking in a deserted town but that security guard meant business. We chuckled about it on the way back to the bar but Soucy took the reprimand seriously and his mood dampened like a soggy bath mat. There would be no more gambling tonight.

I went back to my hotel room, ate everything in the minibar, and fell asleep with the TV blaring.

Indianapolis, IN – “Spooning my way up the East Coast” –  The Patio – November 2, 2000

Jay (not his real name) is beside me when I wake up, humming softly as he tucks a rogue curl behind my ear. He is wonderful. We played “The Patio” last night in Indianapolis. I’ve been spooning my way up the East Coast in an effort to forget Sam. My nights have been a patchwork of borrowed arms, stitched together—one set handing me off to the next in a “Sally” (re)assembaly line. Somehow, I’ve managed to recruit a handful of willing participants to do nothing more than hold me—fully clothed—while I sleep. They are my heroes, offering their warmth despite the fact I have little, if anything, to give in return. They know my limits—no more than a snuggle, maybe the occasional kiss and that I’ll disappear by morning, my mind preoccupied, my heart outlined in chalk. Yet, they take me as I am—broken down, broken into.
Jay’s steady presence anchors me into the quiet morning. He kisses my ear and pulls another errant curl away from my face. I cling to these small, tender moments like lifebuoys in a storm.

At 1 PM, I’m sitting at Vinnie’s Italian Kitchen/Bar with the band. A bowl of soft, blond, mozzarella cheese covers a layer of french fries which are lumped atop five huge, steaming, buttery slabs of chicken composed on a wilting bed of iceberg lettuce. I guess this is the grilled chicken salad I ordered? Kyle, sitting beside me, tries to hold back his laughter as my meal is laid before me but it pokes through his lips with little lawnmower sputters and a few apologetic tears. The waitress glares at him with indignation, her manish sideburns peeking out from under a backward baseball cap. I’m on the hands-free cell phone with my mom and she wants to know what’s so funny. “Cheese Bowl,” I tell her without further explaination and Kyle lets out another sputter through tightly clenched fingers.

Above the bar, a country music station plays on a widescreen TV, featuring flawless stars in cowboy hats dancing on dusty roads next to haystacks and stables. The air inside Vinnie’s is thick with smoke. Everyone is puffing between bites making the carcinogenic haze seem like part of the decor. Outside, it’s humid. Inside, it’s cancerous. It’s hard to taste anything through all the country music let alone the smoke, but after the third bite, I begin to suspect, my cheese-lathered meat might not be chicken after all. I push my plate aside and spontaneously climb onto the booth bench. I start lip-syncing to the 80s tune that’s interrupted the country playlist. “I know what boys like, I know what guys want,” I mime, my gestures syrupy with exaggerated seduction. The guys laugh, their amusement loud and unrestrained. The other patrons, however, look at me like I’ve just landed from Mars. To them, I must be an alien in my blue aviator sunglasses, green felt hippie shoes, glitter in an undone downtown dinner in middle-of-nowhere Indiana.

But after my performance ended with a flourish — hip wagging, arms in the sky — Na na na na na-ing a few customers applauded and one old guy gave me a standing ovation.

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Columbus, OH – “The one about the time my dad picked you up hitchhiking” – The Thirsty Ear – October 31, 2000

The Thirsty Ear was buzzing—especially for a Monday night. The show was nearly sold out, and the energy was infectious. Afterward, as I signed CDs, I noticed there were a surprising number of attendees with the same “funny story” to share.

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It always starts the same way. “I was hitchhiking on Martha’s Vineyard when this guy picked me up, and it turned out to be James Taylor.” Without fail, each person says it like it’s the ultimate plot twist. Then come the variations—“He was so kind/tall/handsome/skinny and a bit shy. He complimented my red scarf/bee keeper suit/Icelandic sweater/ZZ Top beard. If you tell him this story, he’ll definitely remember me.”


Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad my dad picks up hitchhikers—it’s a lovely trait. And to the thousands of people who swear this happened to them, I’m not calling your bluff. But I can’t help but wonder when he had time to do anything else in his life. Was he just circling the island, trolling for thumb riders? And honestly, after hearing this story every single night from someone who expects me to be shocked, it’s all I can do not to spoil the punchline halfway through.


We had a day off yesterday and drove to Columbus to get us closer to the next show. It was eerily quiet at 2 a.m.—except for the blaring red neon “Bob Evan’s” sign advertising their “Famous Fudge Brounies.” (Yes, Brounies—their spelling, not mine.) Delucchi couldn’t help but point out the typo as we pulled into the hotel across the street. A massive billboard nearby loomed in judgment, asking, “What part of ‘Thou shalt not’ didn’t you understand? – GOD.”


The hotel, creatively named “Cross-Country Inn,” had a drive-through check-in window, which was a first for us. Naturally, we had to document the experience, so we started filming. The night shift attendant—a blonde woman with smudged mascara and a less-than-enthusiastic demeanor—squinted at us through the window. She couldn’t find our reservation at first, but we didn’t panic. This kind of thing happens all the time. Sure enough, after her third attempt, the reservation turned up. It was filed under some inexplicable name like a club owner’s wife’s maiden name or their daughter’s pet hamster “Hugo.” Go figure.

The club got me my own room. It was quiet in #217, except for a mini-fridge humming with an off-tune bathroom fan. I dropped my bags and had barely settled in when there was a knock at the door. “Knock, knock. Open up. It’s Kenny, beer police,” came a muffled voice from the hallway. I opened the door to find Kenny grinning. “Gimme a beer and a hug,” he said before strutting back to room #221 to play video games with the rest of the crew.


At 4:30 a.m., just as I was about to drift off, Soucy barged into my room—full of energy. “Can you shave racing stripes into my head?” he asked, as if this were a perfectly reasonable request at that hour.
I wasn’t asleep yet, so I groggily agreed. “Have you ever shaved a skull before?” he asked skeptically.
“Yes,” I replied, offended by his lack of trust.
“Whose?” he pressed.
“Kipp’s, my brother Ben’s,” I listed confidently.
“Did you mess up or cut either of them?”
“Of course not,” I said, though honestly, I couldn’t fully recall.
“Because scalp cuts bleed a lot,” he emphasized.
“I know,” I cut him off, rolling my eyes. Eventually, I convinced him to sit down, and I swiveled the TV to catch “Sex and the City” on HBO while I worked.
“You’re not seriously going to watch TV while cutting my hair,” he protested.
“Just trust me,” I said with exasperation.

And, I nailed it! Soucy may have been too much of a baby to outright thank me, but I knew he liked his new look. “I’m sure my mom wouldn’t want to read about this in tomorrow’s road tales,” he hinted, hoping I’d leave the story out.
“Oh, there’s no way I’m not writing about this. I did too good of a job not to brag,” I shot back.
And that’s how Soucy ended up with racing stripes at 4:30 a.m. Sorry you had to find out this way, Mrs. Soucy.

Buffalo, NY – “Heir Force” – October 30, 2000

The People article came out today. “Heir Force,” the headline reads. A photo of me, arms stretched like an airplane cruising at altitude, was taken against the canvas of my mother’s gazebo on Martha’s Vineyard this spring. While the tagline is regrettably cheesy as all get out, the piece is flattering and praises the independent path I’ve chosen to take in music. In many ways, the it’s exactly what I’d hoped for — public recognition of my musical capabilities propelled under my own steam and on my own terms. But the headline makes it painfully obvious I remain in the shadow of two musical giants and ride the pages of People magazine, not on my own merits, but on Heir Force One. Folding the rag in half, I decide the piece is both a victory and an embarrassment and choose to focus on the victory. Next, I grab the boxing nun and challenge Kenny to a match. I need to let out a little steam.

I found the puppets- – “boxing nun,” “boxing rabbi” and “boxing devil,” at a gas station back in Albany and they’ve become the band’s go-to entertainment during long drives. Our boxing matches are not fun in themselves but the band’s sordid and inappropriate commentary make for great comedy. I admit it, I’m the least sportsmanlike of our brood when it comes to boxing and if puppets could bite, mine definitely would.  Kyle’s commentary on my fights are my favorite:

“… Usually, before long, Sally resorts to illegal head butting, hair pulling, and grabbing the other puppet’s muumuus for which the ref, time and time again has to reprimand her. He will not hesitate to take a point away if such behavior continues Sally!!!!”

The show at the Tralf was decent enough. My voice held and Tom’s desil leaking 80’s Mercedes Benz managed to get us to soundcheck on time. After the shock of watching my lyrex’s pornographic debute at the throat doctor’s office, Tom drove me back to Buffalo, but half an hour into the ride the car started smelling funny. Worried it might be leaking carbon monoxide into the main cabin we stopped at my pop’s place in the Berkshires to check it out.

My dad’s no car expert, but he jumped under Tom’s hood like a well-oiled mechanic. After careful analysis, he decided it could be remedied with some dental floss (his goto tool for almost any project).

His fiancee, Kim, and I made soup and veggie burgers for our burly dental floss-wielding technicians. Pop and Tom returned, covered in oil, their faces blackened with assurances the carbon monoxide situation was abated. But as we waved goodbye and got back on the highway, I was more nervous about the repair job than the possibility of carbon monoxide poisoning. But we managed to survive the rest of the ride and as we pulled up to The Tralf I was starting to wonder whether dental floss might be the cure for all the world’s woes.

Buffalo, NY – “No Coffee, No Chocolate, No Bubbly Drinks” – Morning TV Show – October 27, 2000

There’s something magical about the week before a tour wraps up. The road feels like home, the crumpled itinerary is a keepsake now covered in coffee stains, and the van? It’s a disaster but no one minds or cares to clean it up.

By this point, we’ve conquered the dreaded “mid-tour blues.” – that 3-to-4-week slump where you’re convinced THIS TOUR WILL NEVER END and all you want is a bed that doesn’t smell faintly of fried food. A week out, the finish line is in sight, every gig crackles with an energy that only comes when you’re burning the candle at both ends—and occasionally, in the middle.

8 AM. Room 111.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

“S.T., time to go, girl. TV time.” Soucy’s voice, muffled but chipper, rang through the motel hallway.

Reluctantly, I untangled myself from the beige fuzzy blanket that clung to my legs. Cheap motels rarely offer fitted sheets, so the mattress—a spectacularly ugly green-and-yellow relic from the ‘70s—was fully exposed. The room smelled faintly like old carpet and stale cigarette smoke. A boy was next to me in bed. We’ll call him Tom. The heating unit went “thump thump thump.” A crack in the polyester curtains bleached a pie-wedge of daylight on the adjacent wall.

I shuffled toward the door, opening it just enough for the security chain to hold firm. There was Soucy, awake, too awake. He looked washed, and refreshed. He let out a seagull-like laugh when he saw me, all puffy and crumpled around the eyes. “I didn’t get my wake-up call,” I said, stating the obvious in a garbled morning voice.

“I can see that,” he said, amused. “We’ve got five minutes before we have to go. Wash up, put on some clean clothes, brush your teeth, and meet me downstairs,” he directed. I washed my face but because I hadn’t bothered getting undressed the night before; I spared myself the hassle of picking out a new outfit.

Still clad in the jeans and the tank top I’d worn onstage in Syracuse, I figured it was passable enough for TV.  We’d driven straight from the gig to Buffalo and landed at 4 am in the current shit-hole motel we found ourselves in. Well, I didn’t drive—I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “Thank GOD for Chris Delucchi.” I swear that man is my savior. If it weren’t for him, I’d lose my mind, not to mention my wallet, my keys, my voice, and probably any hope of a music career.

Soucy and I performed on AM Buffalo, a local ABC affiliate, at 10 am, after an inadequate vocal warm-up in the women’s dressing room and some black coffee.  My pop called as we were packing up.

“Man Sal, you sound awful,” he said.

“I know pop. My voice really hurts.  Between stage, radio and TV, we played twelve shows this week.”

“12 shows!?!?!” he said in an exasperated voice that mirrored the tone he once used to respond to the tatoo I got when I turned 18.  “That’s too many shows Sal.”  I’m calling my throat specialist in Boston.  Can you get there today?”

Boy-in-bed-Tom agreed to drive me.  The doctor sat me in a straight-backed chair, sprayed a numbing, watermelon novocaine into the back of my throat, then stuck a miniature video camera on the end of a metal stick into my throbbing windpipe.

“Oooohhhh,” he said “Ahhh, uuuhhh, yup. Looks swollen.” He said as Tom sat bedside, staring fixedly at my naked larynx (the most nudity he’d seen of me). * 

“What should I do?” I asked, choking on the cold camera stick.
“You gotta sleep and drink plenty of water. No coffee, no chocolate, no bubbly drinks, no acidic juices, no spicy food, no eating before bedtime, no talking, no singing and try an’ avoid smokey areas” he said. I almost laughed out loud.  That aint gonna happen, I thought as Tom drove me back to Buffalo for the gig at The Tralf.


Footnote:

The larynx is often mistaken for the most private of the female anatomy and I felt oddly exposed in front of Tom.


New York City – “Meeting Tarantino Part 2” – The Bitter End – October 21, 2000

CONTINUED FROM YESTERDAY….

After The Point, in Bryn Mawr, night before last, Soucy decided to get 3 bags of laundry done (at 1am no less), napping between loads. This made for a junk night of sleep for me. His alarm went off every half hour proceeded by what felt like passive-aggressive turning on and off of lights. The roof was tin, so the torrential rain echoed like a thousand construction workers opening brown paper bag lunches. It was impossible to get any honest rest. The morning of the 19th hurt and our Itinerary was stacked:

  • Oxygen Media (Oprah’s Network) TV show: 10:45 am
  • CD Now interview (at The Bitter End): 5:00 pm
  • CNN interview (at The Bitter End): 5:45 pm
  • Sound Check: 6:00 pm
  • Doors: 7:00 pm
  • Show: 8:30 pm
  • WNEW radio interview: 11-3 am

Oxygen Media’s office sat above the Chelsea Flower Market, a bustling maze of fragrances and sounds that overwhelmed the senses. Fresh blooms mingled with bread, chocolate, and the bass drum hum of New York City, hot and unrelenting. Walking through the brick-hauled hallways, blue guitar in hand, I felt like a wraith gliding through the chaos. The noise, the heat, the smoke—they all seemed to break around me like waves on a rock.

Upstairs, we were greeted by a showrunner, “Nikki,” who brought us coffee, bagels, and flowers, and settled the band in a huge, clean, comfortable, unnecessary but much-appreciated dressing room. Kenny parked himself in front of the TV and turned up the volume on the show being filmed in the control booth next door. Quentin Tarantino was on in a Hawaiian shirt, flailing his arms around frantically talking about the new script he’s writing — a movie called “Kill Bill.” He was high on his own brilliance and Delluchi, staring at the screen mused, “Man I’d like to smoke that guy up.” So, I put on my cutest pink skirt and sauntered into the hall just as the producer was escorting Quenten out and I “just happened to” bump into him.

It was the least I could do for Delucchi after all the stress I’ve put him through this tour. “This is Sally Taylor, Quentin,” the producer introduced us. “Oh, it’s so nice to meet you,” I may or may not have said flirtatiously. “Sally Taylor,” said Quentin, bowing his head to kiss my hand, “I’ve heard a lot about you. You playing the show now?” He asked cooly. I brought him back to our dressing room and poured him a cup of coffee while Delucchi beamed at me and offered him a blunt.

Playing at The Oxygen Media Show

Quentin was hysterical! He had us all laughing so hard I got the hiccups. Knowing it’s impossible to sing with hiccups, Quentin frantically insisted he help me get rid of them, only making me laugh harder. You know when you meet someone you feel you’ve known your entire life? That’s what it was like with Quentin. He was familiar, fun and after watching our set, a fan of our music. He requested a ticket for The Bitter End that night.

Backstage hundreds of thousands of band stickers, desperate for attention, culung to the splintery dark walls and I stuck mine up there too. CD Now and CNN came to interview me before our stage call and the show was packed to the gills. Jimmy Buffett, who’d recorded our most recent show at Steven Talkhouse for his webcast, “Margaritaville” sent Chris Blackwell (Founder of Island Records) and Russ Titleman (Producer) to the show and, as someone handed me a newly printed Vanity Fair bought from the newsstand on the corner, I couldn’t help thinking, this is our time. This is our break. This is Apt Success (APT. #6S)

It was thrilling to see my face in such a fancy, glossy magazine and more thrilling still to watch Quinten Tarantino bounce in his seat to “Happy Now” and later, ask to be our roadie* for the night. He helped us tear(ntino) down and shlep our gear to the van. He kissed me on the mouth between loads and told that “When We’re Together” was his new favorite song and that I was amazing. Driving away from the city, I felt important, scared and lonely.


Footnote:

Roadie: A member of a crew for a traveling group of musicians or other entertainers, whose work usually includes the setting up and tearing down of equipment.

New York City – “Meeting Tarantino Part 1” – The Bitter End – October 21, 2000

October is the Sunday of months. For 31 days each autumn, the world hits snooze and time is suspended, like linen, licking at the wind on a slack clothesline. The earth holds its breath and we are weightless in the air before the gravity of the holidays brings us slamming back down to the ground.

Ahead, through the windshield, the world is a patchwork of rolling fields — blond wheat and dead corn interrupted by orange-dotted pumpkin fields all hemmed in by fire-engine red leaves. The cerulean sky beyond, towers tall and jagged, swallowing the earth’s edges.

Jeff Buckley sings Hallelujah on the radio. His voice is threading perfectly. A jumble of cables – radar detectors, CD players and car phone adaptors balance precariously in the cigarette lighters, threatening to collapse at the mere mention of a bump. The “Happy Camper” supplement I only half jokingly picked up at the last rest stop, sits in a cup holder signaling a Pandora-like hope with its joyous yellow box. We should have called this tour, Tour-ture. We are all at our snapping points.

We’re bound for Great Barrington tonight for a gig at Club Helsinki. My dad’s (who is coming to the gig) offered his pad after the show and the promise of a proper bed and a good night’s sleep is all I can think about– That and how stoked I am to see my pop and tell him about our EPIC our show at The Bitter End.

The Bitter End is considered New York City’s oldest rock club and is where my dad got his start. He used to play the club’s legendary “hootenannies” in the 60s along with Jonni Mitchel and Carol King and is partially responsible for the reputation it earned for showcasing great new talent.

It was an honor to stand on the stage where my pop got his start and almost as cool, to meet Quentin Tarantino there….

TO BE CONTINUED….